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1 I hate children on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:45 pm

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So me and my family went to this lake today, and this happened;;

Me: *being totally original and digging a hole to China*
When suddenly I find water in the hole!
Me: *dances awkwardly*
A wild child appears!
Child: Ooh! Can I help?
Me: Uh, sure…
Child: Yay!! What are we doing?
Me: *too awkward to say I'm digging to China* .-. Dunno.
Child: *after a few seconds of digging* What are we making?
Me: -.- Dunno.
Child: *after a few more seconds* What is this?
Me: I Don't know.
Child: Ooh! Is it to wash your hands and feet? Like this? *puts hands and feet in water and starts flailing around, almost destroying it* Can we call it the Hand and Feet Washer?
Me: .-. Uh, sure…You keep digging, I'm going to go in the lake and swim.
Child: Can I come?
Me: Sure…*runs into lake and starts swimming away in a pathetic attempt to ditch the kid*
Child: *stands at shore, apparently unable to swim* D8 *walks away*
Me: Few. *swims back*

FUGUDSSWFKOWQ I'm such a socially awkward derp. I hate it when random kids want to play with me.

2 Re: I hate children on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:51 pm

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That stinks.

I hate when little kids are like that. >3<

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3 Re: I hate children on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:52 pm

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I hate little kids,too.




The kids that were on my bus last school year were little devils. They don't listen to me at. all. I hated their parents too for not teaching them how to respect people who are older than them properly. : P*sighs*

4 Re: I hate children on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:58 pm

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D8

Well, the kid was only like, 4 or 5. ;~; So hopefully he won't remember any of that. Or me.

Man, if little kids didn't get their feelings hurt so easily and parents weren't so overprective, it would have happened like this;;

Child: Ooh! Can I help?
Me: HELL NO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP

5 Re: I hate children on Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:30 pm

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Kids are stupid.

End of story.


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6 Re: I hate children on Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:14 pm

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You were little once.

But you didn't go coming up to random teenagers asking to help with their business.

Some call it being socially awkward or mentally retarded or shy...

I call it being respectful.

7 ~*#χєησ¢ℓαω#*~ on Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:02 pm

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OMG IKR???!!!!!

Like, when it's my niece/nephew/cousin/whatever then I'm like "Sure 8D"

But then when it's a random kid I'm like. Uh...

8 Re: I hate children on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:00 am

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I love the kid is just like, "Can I come in the water with you?" And then walks away because he/she can't swim. xD

9 Re: I hate children on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:55 am

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~Fleastripe~ wrote:I love the kid is just like, "Can I come in the water with you?" And then walks away because he/she can't swim. xD
lol xD

The kid was a boy, btw.

10 Re: I hate children on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:56 am

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Kindmoon wrote:You were little once.

But you didn't go coming up to random teenagers asking to help with their business.

Some call it being socially awkward or mentally retarded or shy...

I call it being respectful.

11 Re: I hate children on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:39 am

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○Silverstone○ wrote:
~Fleastripe~ wrote:I love the kid is just like, "Can I come in the water with you?" And then walks away because he/she can't swim. xD
lol xD

The kid was a boy, btw.
Kid was a boy and wanted to get in the water with you?
*pushes away wrong thoughts*

12 Re: I hate children on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:41 am

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Kindmoon wrote:
○Silverstone○ wrote:
~Fleastripe~ wrote:I love the kid is just like, "Can I come in the water with you?" And then walks away because he/she can't swim. xD
lol xD

The kid was a boy, btw.
Kid was a boy and wanted to get in the water with you?
*pushes away wrong thoughts*
o.O The kid was like, 4, Kind!

13 Re: I hate children on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:16 pm

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○Silverstone○ wrote:
Kindmoon wrote:
○Silverstone○ wrote:
~Fleastripe~ wrote:I love the kid is just like, "Can I come in the water with you?" And then walks away because he/she can't swim. xD
lol xD

The kid was a boy, btw.
Kid was a boy and wanted to get in the water with you?
*pushes away wrong thoughts*
o.O The kid was like, 4, Kind!
I knowwww...
Since when do pervy thoughts have an age limit?

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